takeyou:

californaia:

takeyou:

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son

morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
  • greypoppies:

    I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us

    straightprivileges:

    terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

    • the do
    • dingle dangle
    • frick frack
    • fondue
    • woohoo
    • happy happy fun time
    • coitus 
    • fornication 
    • copulation
    • intercourse

    (Source: pissybrat)

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